Products
Pick up some premium Door Knocker Blockers™ (DKBs)!
* Three for $12 * OR * Ten for $30 *
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DKBs-001-REALITY CHECK (used car salesman)
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DKBs-002-I'd Let You Sleep with My Sister...
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DKBs-003-Subject to My Social Credit System...
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DKBs-004-Shhh, Plotting My Revenge...
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DKBs-005-Let Me Pinch those Nipples...
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DKBs-006-One of those Wonderful Things...
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DKBs-007-Cold & Prickly!
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DKBs-008-Don't Own This House, Dude...
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DKBs-009-Moon the Solar Guy...
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DKBs-010-Unless We're Discussing Stakeholder Capitalism...
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DKBs-011-Have a Surplus of Existential Dread...
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DKBs-012-Tell Your Boy, Biden...
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DKBs-021-BUZZ OFF!
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DKBs-022-Let's Make a Deal!
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DKBs-023-Not the Solar Prospect Who Bends...
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DKBs-024-Knock Knock...Who's there?
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Isn't that oddly satisfying...?
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Are You Going To Run Out Of Them If I Sleep On It...?
You never know...life is a constant calculus revolving around the apparency of scarcity.
What's The Downside?
If you actually enjoy telling guys at your door to shove off more than the time expended doing so, this may not be for you. What can we say… it's a give and take.
What's the Upside?
Are you kidding me?? Nothing short of your life back between 3-7pm!