Products
Pick up some premium Door Knocker Blockers™ (DKBs)!
* Three for $10 * OR * Ten for $25 *
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DKB-01-Shhh, Plotting My Revenge...
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DKB-02-REALITY CHECK (used car salesman)
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DKB-03-Got 99 Problems & Solar Ain't One!
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DKB-04-The Road to Hell (Ms)
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DKB-05-Not the Solar Prospect Who Bends...
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DKB-06-Let's Make a Deal!
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DKB-06-Who's there?
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DKB-08-Tell Your Boy, Biden...
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DKB-09-Thou Shalt Not Knock My Door!
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DKB-10-Already Got Me a Solar Guy...(2)
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DKB-11-How Many to Screw in a Lightbulb?
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DKB-12-One of those Wonderful Things...
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DKB-13-I'd Let You Sleep with My Sister...
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DKB-14-Don't Own This House, Dude
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DKB-15-Heartbreak Alert!
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DKB-16-Subject to My Social Credit System...
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Isn't that somehow oddly satisfying...?
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Are You Going To Run Out Of Them If I Sleep On It...?
You never know. Life is a constant calculus revolving around the apparency of scarcity. Don't risk it.
What's The Downside?
If you actually enjoy telling guys at your door to shove off more than the time expended doing so, this may not be for you. What can we say… life’s a give and take.
What's the Upside?
Are you kidding me?? Nothing short of your life back between 3-7pm!