Products
Pick up some premium Door Knocker Blockers™ (DKBs)!
* Three for $15 * OR * Ten for $35 *
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DKBs-025-Long-Term Relationship with My Utility Provider...
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DKBs-026-Thou Shalt NOT Knock My Door!
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DKBs-027-Time Machine...
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DKBs-028-Heartbreak Alert!
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DKBs-029-Gots 99 Problems & Solar Ain't One!
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DKBs-030-No Solar Means No Solar, Compadre
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DKBs-031-Solar Wankery, Mate!
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DKBs-032-Don't Make It Weird Man...
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DKBs-033-Just Don't Have the Energy to Deal...
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DKBs-034-Your Weak-Ass Solar Game, Homie!
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DKBs-035-Wayyyy Too Skeptical and Cynical to...
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DKBs-036-Ain't Nobody Got Time For..!
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DKBs-037-Don't Want No Pinche Solar!
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DKBs-038-Off-Do Not Disturb, Until...
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DKBs-039-I May Be Trashy...
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DKBs-040-The Inconvenient Truth....
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Isn't that oddly satisfying...?
Still Got Questions?
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Are You Going To Run Out Of Them If I Sleep On It...?
You never know...life is a constant calculus revolving around the apparency of scarcity.
What's The Downside?
If you actually enjoy telling guys at your door to shove off more than the time expended doing so, this may not be for you. What can we say… it's a give and take.
What's the Upside?
Are you kidding me?? Nothing short of your life back between 3-7pm!