Pick up some premium Door Knocker Blockers™ (DKBs)!
* Three for $10 * OR * Ten for $25 *

Isn't that somehow oddly satisfying...?

Still Got Questions?


Are You Going To Run Out Of Them If I Sleep On It...?

You never know. Life is a constant calculus revolving around the apparency of scarcity. Don't risk it.

What's The Downside?

If you actually enjoy telling guys at your door to shove off more than the time expended doing so, this may not be for you. What can we say… life’s a give and take.

What's the Upside?

Are you kidding me?? Nothing short of your life back between 3-7pm!